
SINCE THE PREMATURE BUT EXPECTED death of its beloved and feared CEO and technical design guru—Steven Jobs—of pancreas cancer, Apple stock has shot to its all-time high, and now since new iPad was released, that same white hot Apple stock has taken a most rude hit, falling nearly 15%. Now, the talking heads at Apple are suggesting that a smaller footprint of the iPad is in the works, but trouble with non-starters like Apple’s creative but completely legal tax schemes and the usual chicanery concerning its Asian labor force have hastened the fall. What gives? In the midst of all this bad news Apple announced a stock dividend, but we haven’t heard anything about that in a while. We now realize that as usual, the skim is being siphoned off the market for those with bold market plans, and those meek weak loyalists who were pleasantly charmed by such faux news have taken a bath in subsequent trading days, er, I mean weeks. We just hope this trend is not a repeat of fortunes...

